Short tracks foster tempers and bent sheet metal.
They also fuel amusing and angry radio transmissions.
NASCAR America brings you this week’s Scan All, so you can relive Monday’s STP 500 at Martinsville Speedway won by Clint Bowyer.
Here’s some highlight.
— “Just ran into the guy in front of me. Sorry. Was trying to get a drink.” – Brad Keselowski after running into Erik Jones under caution.
— “Mr. Ross Chastain.” – John Klausmeier, crew chief for Aric Almirola.
“Oh, the watermelon guy. Somebody needs to whoop his ass.” – Randy Bradshaw, Almirola’s spotter.
“We like watermelons too much to do that.” – Klausmeier.
— “I had to go.” – AJ Allmendinger after bumping Martin Truex Jr. out of his way to pass him.
— “Should have (expletive) wrecked him. But I let him go. I think when I got back to him he let me go.” – Joey Logano after a run-in with Jimmie Johnson.
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