NASCAR America: Scan All from Texas Motor Speedway

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Even before the green flag dropped on the O’Reilly Auto Parts 500 on Sunday, one driver had reason to put the censors to work on this week’s Scan All.

“Something just broke ya’ll,” Austin Dillon informed his team before going to the garage with a broke track bar. “I’m not (redacted), something broke.”

Before long, drivers and team members were cursing the track, the wind and everyone else.

“The wind has picked up here pretty good,” said the spotter for Clint Bowyer. “Good thing (Stewart-Haas Racing competition director Greg Zipadelli) gives me hazarded pay for this.”

“You mean we pay you?” joked team owner Tony Stewart.

At one point Kyle Busch became angered by the driving of Derrike Cope

“NASCAR, can we ****ing park the 55, please. He can’t even hold his own lane, that’s ****.”

Watch the video to enjoy the rest of the best scanner communication from Sunday’s race.